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December
This has to be said.
“Espresso” does NOT, nor HAS it ever, nor WILL it ever, have an “X” in it. If you are one of those to whom this is news, please make a note of it because you people are just bugging the hell out of me.
5
September
Another blatant misuse of the word “literally,” fresh from a co-worker’s mouth: “The Republican party literally screwed McCain in 2002!” Wow – and I thought the national conventions couldn’t get any more exciting.
10
April
Keeli and I just got back from a few girls-only days in Atlanta. Plenty of pictures and stories to share with you, but first, a sign from the airport ladies’ room: As opposed to flushing them in the … ?
11
February
I can’t stand stupid words. Like “incentivize.” What does that even mean? Or “utilize.” I don’t care if it’s in the dictionary – just say “use.” Here’s the lastest word I’ve put out a Language Mafia contract on: “verbiage.” People use this word because they think it makes them sound intelligent. The funniest part is that [...]
4
September
I am hereby BANNING the use of the word “literally” until everyone figures out what the hell it means. In the past week alone, I heard someone say ”I literally worked myself to death,” (where should I send the flowers?) someone else say “I literally laughed my butt off” (now THAT is unfortunate) and my personal favorite: “I want you [...]