Yesterday an Austin man was arrested for allegedly trying to choke his girlfriend with the cord of a Wii video game controller after she became angry that he had eaten all of her Girl Scout cookies. Which means that now not only do I have to hide all of my boxes of Thin Mints from [...]
I just saw a public service announcement that said the more often you eat family dinners, the less likely your kids will be to use drugs. I don’t know about that because I’m pretty sure that if my kids had to eat my cooking every night, they’d be shooting heroin by the fifth grade.
Sometimes after I watch a sucky “Grey’s Anatomy,” I feel like I have to apologize to my brain.
Lessons Learned at the Gym: Apparently, a 17-minute mile is “nothing to brag about, you dummy.”