31
August
I came across an episode of Who’s The Boss? last night (gotta love cable) and am now pining for my oversized sweater, pink high-tops and banana clip. I miss the 80s.
29
August
From today’s headlines: Bush Returns to New Orleans Well, if that doesn’t make everyone feel better, I don’t know what will.
28
August
Today I saw a man walking down the sidewalk, wearing a pair of bicycle shorts on his head and talking to himself. My Jersey-born friends were immediately defensive: you could see that guy anywhere. Yes. I could see him anywhere. But I saw him in New Jersey. Viva la nutjobs!
25
August
After sitting through yet another chick flick, I heard Guy say under his breath, “I have got to change that Netflix password.”
25
August
There’s a headline in one of my new magazines that says “Want attention-getting kitchen hardware?” Hold on, I’m scrolling down my list of wants … let’s see … mmmmmmmmm … no.
25
August
The “Are You A Child Of The 80s?â€Â Question of the Day: Do you not only know that Eddie Murphy and Don Johnson each had a hit single, but remember their titles? Are you proud to admit it?
25
August
You know what I need to do more of? Lashing out. Celebrities are constantly lashing out at someone and the media seems to find it titillating. I’m going to add “lash out” to my schedule at least once a week, maybe somewhere between yoga and the laundry.
24
August
Tomorrow morning I start college again after, um, a lengthy absence. I went out today and bought myself a new notebook. It’s got a glittery cover with flowers and butterflies on it. What the hell – they’re already going to think I’m old. Let them think I’m eccentric too.
24
August
I was on the way home just now when I was passed by an older couple in their shiny Cadillac and I realized something: they’re cooler than me. Way cooler. They were driving their expensive car, which I’m sure smelled like his expensive cologne inside, on their way to some swanky place to have a [...]