29
February
Nikki sat at her desk today, at her office, where they were paying her to work, and instead did her ethics homework. Now THAT is comedy.
26
February
My friend Mina just moved from her parents’ house into her own apartment and you know what that means. She is now facing everyone’s favorite Grim Reality: she has to start buying her own toilet paper. I probably should have prepared her a little better for this.
26
February
I was just writing an e-mail to Guy and telling him that I was eating some Triscuits (it’s one of those important conversations that married people have), but my spell checker didn’t like the word “Triscuits” and instead wanted to change it to say “Tracksuits.” Cause there’s nothing better with your noontime yogurt than a few tracksuits.
24
February
Wait … but who exactly is this room for? I’m not clear. You can’t expect people to understand if you’re so cryptic. PS – Can we smoke?
23
February
This could be Dr. Dan’s finest drawing to date, although that’s only because last week, before I could get a picture of it, he erased his drawing of a fat woman jumping off a building and getting shot by a sniper on nearby building before she hit the ground. THAT was his finest drawing to date. But, in the absence of that [...]
22
February
New rule: I am doing away with the word “accident” when describing a motor vehicle incident of any kind. Because let’s be honest – if you are involved in a car crash, it’s because someone wasn’t paying attention or was doing something dumb. Maybe it was you, maybe it was the other guy … doesn’t matter. If [...]
22
February
I stopped at the drug store on the way home tonight. The high school boy behind the counter had rung me up rather absently, but then stopped and stared, just stared, at the receipt. I finally had to take it away from him so I could leave. I wonder what caught his eye – the [...]