9
November
They might spread rumors about me and I won’t get asked to the prom
I was just carrying the recycling out to the curb when I saw two teenage girls coming down the sidewalk and I did something I haven’t done since I was a teenage girl: I waited inside the door to avoid them. I was hiding. From teenagers. But they were young and expensively dressed. I’m 40 and wearing pajama bottoms with monkeys on them.
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November 17th, 2009 at
I can relate. My favorite pajamas have sock monkeys. The fact that they are bright pink doesn’t help either…
November 23rd, 2009 at
*shakes head* you should’ve walked out there proud of your monkey pants. nobody ever thinks anything bad of someone wearing monkey pants. if they do, well…that gives you license to go…..*wait for it* Ape Shit! *slaps knee*