11
March
I’ve been tagged in this 4×4 meme thing by my friend Towanda. It’s blogger tag, and I’m supposed to list four things about myself, in four categories, that most people don’t know about me. It’s a joke, I know, because my life is an open book. But here we go anyway.
 Four Guilty Pleasures:
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Sending drunken text messages to the choir director at church
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Badly dubbed European skin flicks
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Driving down the New Jersey Turnpike the wrong way
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Tasering people who have too many items in the express checkout
Four favorite foods:
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Chocolate covered crickets
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Mexican Monkey Brittle
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Fancy Feast
- Really old lunch meat
Four things that make me smile:
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Telling children the truth about Santa
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Kicking over Tampax displays at Wal-Mart
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Harassing Yankee fans
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Throwing cat litter at passing cars
Four artists I’m listening to right now:
- Britney Spears
- Jessica Simpson
- Ashley Simpson
- Homer Simpson
Now I’m supposed to tag four other bloggers, if I’m understanding this correctly. If I’m not understanding this correctly, then I’m just being a pain in the butt. And I’m OK with that too. So Trisha, Jennifer, VE (don’t be dissing Joe Frank, man) and Ann … you’re up.
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March 11th, 2008 at
What about Santa? He didn’t kill Kennedy, did he?
March 11th, 2008 at
Yeah, um, Diesel, about that … the readers of your blog have been wanting me to talk with you about this. Santa: REAL. Harry Potter: NOT REAL.
March 12th, 2008 at
Ok, but I don’t do meme’s on my blog so I’ll come back here and harrass you with a meme in the comments. I’ll try to limit my harrassments…
March 12th, 2008 at
Wait, I’ve changed my mind. Look for my meme response Thu morning! Remember, life is like a VE Meme; you never know what your gonna get!